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Bangalore Serviced Apartments- Funny Stories


Bar Attached Service Apartment
(First Published in the month of Feb- 2008)

Late in the night, a young executive checked into a Service Apartment in Bangalore . The adjacent room was already occupied by a newly wed middle-aged couple. After some time the young executive, saw the "Mini Bar" as part of Room Service Menu and thought of having a drink. As he couldnt find the room boy,. he pressed the calling bell for the next bedroom, mistaking it for room service, and waited. No one came. After a few minutes again he rang the bell and waited. He repeated this for several times. Finally the husband got fed up and opened the door.

Young Executive:
"I noticed you have hot stuffs with you... Can I have something Hot? Can you allow Hot in my bedroom, gentleman?"

The Husband answered angrily: "Why allow YOU pervert ?! And who told she is hot? Each time, she was getting hot, you rang the bell.. "


Pet-friendly Service Apartments
(First Published in the month of Feb- 2008)

Some Collge guys called a service-apartment to make enquiry: "Hello, We are three guys and two girls coming for a holiday bash in Bangalore. We need serviced apartment with attahced bar for one night.... And hello.. One of us want to take her pet dogs also, one male and other a female dog . Do you permit dogs inside the room?"

The owner of the service apartment replied: "Inside the room... hmm.... But ours is a decent place. I dont mind what ever the dogs doing inside the room. But if start acting nastily, in front of other guests, I will kick all the dogs out...."


Rs. 50/- lodge and Rs. 20,000/- Star Hotel

A hotel room-boy who held different positions in various hospitality units in Bangalore, asked his guest, who was a regular customer in each unit he worked: "Sir, I have seen you first staying in a lodge paying jusr Rs.50/-, then in a small hotel, later in a service Apartments and now in this expensive 7-Star hotel. Obviously you have got better jobs each time...."

"Err... Not exactly...." replied the Guest, "I was first working as a Missile scientist in DRDO along with Kallam. But at that time, I couldnt afford to stay in expensive Hotels. But when I quit that job and joined as a manager of a Real Estate group, I moved from Yeshwanthpur lodge to a Hotel in Anatha Rao Circle paying Rs. 750/- a day. Later I worked as a security guard of a Dance Bar cum Brothel Club on Brigade Road, and stayed in Service Apartments paying Rs. 4000/- a day. Right now I am on daily contract job, cleaning the toilets of a big software company, I can afford to stay in this 7star Hotel paying Rs. 20,000/- a day.... I am happy.."




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